It can joyfully be announced that The Dorchester has been scientifically proven to be a complete 100% non-pikey.
Link: Scaryduck: Not Scary. Not a Duck..
At 10am yesterday morning, in the name of SCIENCE I deposited a 1p piece in a urinal at London's none-more-posh Dorchester Hotel, and checked on it periodically throughout the day. At 4.30pm, it was still there, proving conclusively, through the application of SCIENCE that The Dorchester Hotel is Not Pikey At All.
I am sure Zoe Jenkins will be überdelighted to hear the fantastic news.
